Snow Bikes

I collect vintage Honda motorcycles and sometimes have to leave them outside, under cover. But this latest storm blew the covers off and topped the bikes in a fluffy blanket. Brrrrr!

ACTION ITEM: Stay warm

Spider, man

This is the horror that awaited me last week when I climbed into my GMC. Thing is, living in the country means every animal thinks they have squatters rights to everything. Every. Thing.

ACTION ITEM: Check first.

Weary

One of our vacation destinations this past week was Death Valley. We stopped at Father Crowley Overlook to drink in the view. A nearby Park Service ranger told us the Navy practiced flying jets through the narrow canyon, bordering the Overlook, called Rainbow Canyon. We waited. And waited. And waited. Nothing. This young feller next to us grew as tired of waiting as we did.

ACTION ITEM: One more minute, I promise

Pretzel Logic

I know my family agreed to limit gift-giving this year (instead we spent holidays on an adventure tour of the California deserts), but this was under the tree tagged with my name – the bag of pretzels the in-laws got on the plane from Phoenix.

ACTION ITEM: Mmmmmm. Nom nom crunch crunch

Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn

Left outside baggage claim at Denver International Airport, about 11:24 pm (not by me, I can assure you). I. Can’t. Even.

ACTION ITEM: Watch your step.

Manbaby

My new, personal coat-of-arms (seen last week at the lobby restroom at my hotel in Birmingham, UK: Man. Baby. Manbaby.

ACTION ITEM: Grow a spine.

There’s My Lucky Penny!

I peeled off my mobile phone case while hanging out Saturday in the airline lounge. Must be like finally getting a cast taken off – boy, was it nasty in there. I’m replacing the old one with this one. Prolly not the least bit practical but boy does it look keen.

 

Bad Signs or When Urine Trouble

I like the exclamation point.

ACTION ITEM: Nothing else.

Life Hack

I’d be lost without the sticker

ACTION ITEM: Wipe Away

Grossest Thing Emily Has Seen on a Plane

My daughter sat next to a guy who peeled the wire out of the barf bag’s enclosure and proceeded to pick his teeth with it. For two hours. What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever witnessed?

ACTION ITEM: Upgrade when you can.