Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn

October 29, 2017

Left outside baggage claim at Denver International Airport, about 11:24 pm (not by me, I can assure you). I. Can’t. Even.

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ACTION ITEM: Watch your step.

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Manbaby

October 20, 2017

My new, personal coat-of-arms (seen last week at the lobby restroom at my hotel in Birmingham, UK: Man. Baby. Manbaby.

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ACTION ITEM: Grow a spine.

There’s My Lucky Penny!

September 26, 2017

I peeled off my mobile phone case while hanging out Saturday in the airline lounge. Must be like finally getting a cast taken off – boy, was it nasty in there. I’m replacing the old one with this one. Prolly not the least bit practical but boy does it look keen.

 

Bad Signs or When Urine Trouble

September 16, 2017

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I like the exclamation point.

ACTION ITEM: Nothing else.

Life Hack

September 6, 2017

I’d be lost without the sticker

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ACTION ITEM: Wipe Away

Grossest Thing Emily Has Seen on a Plane

September 1, 2017

My daughter sat next to a guy who peeled the wire out of the barf bag’s enclosure and proceeded to pick his teeth with it. For two hours. What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever witnessed?

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ACTION ITEM: Upgrade when you can.

Officially Tired of Summer

August 23, 2017

Every year, right about this time, I am officially and thoroughly done with summer. I do not like heat, sun, sweat, or sand – yeah, I’m a real delight at the beach 😉

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ACTION ITEM: I work hard – really hard – throughout the summer to see the brighter side of my least-favorite season. Such as cool mornings, outside on the deck, with a cup of coffee.

My Town

August 4, 2017

I live in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada, where this kind of nonsense is common:

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ACTION ITEM: Mind the rattlesnakes.

Well That Came Out Of Nowhere

August 1, 2017

Shot this yesterday afternoon in Roseville – not even August yet.

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Ready for a real Halloween shocker? According to the National Retail Federation, we spend over $75 per person on this one-night ghoul-a-thon.

ACTION ITEM: Maybe give it a rest until October.

Unnecessary Things

July 26, 2017

When you’re working a job near Chicago and you’re helpfully informed of local taboos.

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ACTION ITEM: Leave it in the glove compartment?


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