Posts Tagged ‘funny’

There’s My Lucky Penny!

September 26, 2017

I peeled off my mobile phone case while hanging out Saturday in the airline lounge. Must be like finally getting a cast taken off – boy, was it nasty in there. I’m replacing the old one with this one. Prolly not the least bit practical but boy does it look keen.

 

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Bad Signs or When Urine Trouble

September 16, 2017

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I like the exclamation point.

ACTION ITEM: Nothing else.

Life Hack

September 6, 2017

I’d be lost without the sticker

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ACTION ITEM: Wipe Away

Grossest Thing Emily Has Seen on a Plane

September 1, 2017

My daughter sat next to a guy who peeled the wire out of the barf bag’s enclosure and proceeded to pick his teeth with it. For two hours. What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever witnessed?

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ACTION ITEM: Upgrade when you can.

Officially Tired of Summer

August 23, 2017

Every year, right about this time, I am officially and thoroughly done with summer. I do not like heat, sun, sweat, or sand – yeah, I’m a real delight at the beach 😉

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ACTION ITEM: I work hard – really hard – throughout the summer to see the brighter side of my least-favorite season. Such as cool mornings, outside on the deck, with a cup of coffee.

My Town

August 4, 2017

I live in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada, where this kind of nonsense is common:

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ACTION ITEM: Mind the rattlesnakes.

Well That Came Out Of Nowhere

August 1, 2017

Shot this yesterday afternoon in Roseville – not even August yet.

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Ready for a real Halloween shocker? According to the National Retail Federation, we spend over $75 per person on this one-night ghoul-a-thon.

ACTION ITEM: Maybe give it a rest until October.

Unnecessary Things

July 26, 2017

When you’re working a job near Chicago and you’re helpfully informed of local taboos.

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ACTION ITEM: Leave it in the glove compartment?

Designs for Modern Living

July 7, 2017

Fancy new urinal at SFO. Really messy. Can’t say I cared for it.

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Roll Baby Roll

June 16, 2017

I was on a location shoot in late May, I think. Between scenes, the client burst into the room to announce that custodians were using Number 2 pencils to hold the rolls of toilet paper in place. Yup. In every stall.

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