Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn

Left outside baggage claim at Denver International Airport, about 11:24 pm (not by me, I can assure you). I. Can’t. Even.

ACTION ITEM: Watch your step.

Ramblin’ Man

I spent the last month on virtually non-stop US and international travel. The next few posts will just be stuff I saw. Here are two shots of Bern, the lovely Swiss capital built around a kink in the Aare River. Absolutely delightful. Cannot wait to return.

ACTION ITEM: You’ll want to go to there.

Test Fail

Boarding my aircraft at London Heathrow, scanning my boarding pass to get through the gate to the aircraft. Took like 10 seconds to do this (if you don’t think that’s a long time, try counting out 10 seconds with a line of hostile Group 2’s behind you) before the scanner let me through. Seems it was waiting for me to confirm that I was okay sitting in an exit row. Took 10 seconds to figure out the boarding pass scanner but I’m good to MacGyver the door in the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure and/or engines afire emergency with hundreds of lives at stake. Yeah. Sure. I’m good with that.

ACTION ITEM: Count on me

Manbaby

My new, personal coat-of-arms (seen last week at the lobby restroom at my hotel in Birmingham, UK: Man. Baby. Manbaby.

ACTION ITEM: Grow a spine.

Right Now Outside My Window

This is happening right now outside my hotel window.

ACTION ITEM: Close the drapes